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Angry one-eyed pirate 

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.
Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
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bedroom eyes 

That sensual seductive-looking glance that you (whether you are male or female) express when you are in a mood for something romantic and/or sexual.
1. The stripper greeted me with bedroom eyes when I was handing her my money.

2. When I saw my girl for the first time in a skimpy nightgown, we gave each other bedroom eyes and proceeded to make some lovin'.
bedroom eyes by Mark H August 3, 2004

Eyebrows 

Things above your eyes!
Tend to be bushy at times
Eyebrows by Allan May 13, 2005

sleepy eyed jackson

When someone is asleep and another male whacks off and blows his load in the sleeping victims closed eyes. When victim wakes up he has a crusty substance in his eyes.
Dude, I think your dad gave me the sleepy eyed jackson last night.

easy on the eyes

She may be easy on the eyes but she is totally conceited.