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NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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Goose

One of the most underrated rappers so far. Man that kid spits bars. Words flow through his head at any given moment and he’s probably never truly present in any event. He never disappoints or holds his tongue. Legend says he’s packing packing but you’ll have to find out for yourself.
Yo did you go to that Goose concert??? Shit was off the chain.
by Gone Goose April 18, 2020
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Silly Goose

Gavin. because he is the silliest goose of them all and therefore, the true definition of one.
Gavin is so funny!”
“Yeah, he’s such a silly goose!”
by sillygooselover July 8, 2025
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Goose Assist

When a goose fan unceremoniously shoves the dripfield album into your clenched asshole.
I got a Goose Assist in Philly last night and I’m not doing too well this morning.
by Bob Weir’s Clam Diggers March 24, 2022
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goose herpes

You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!
Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020
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Goose

a term of endearment for a pathetic and pitiable man
Person 1: Adam messed up his solo in front of everyone it was so fucking awful
Person 2: Aww poor goose
by Lunarfl4r3 June 29, 2022
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Gooses

A way to prove your dad wrong when it comes to grammatical errors.
by garnierairborn June 17, 2020
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