Half steppin on a robbery. Robbing someone and then giving them their things back on the spot. Then bragging about it.
by True Anlivin' May 18, 2016
Get the faking jacks mug.When you go to the bathroom during a boring movie that you were dragged to, but you don't actually have to pee or anything. So you just kinda camp out there and derp around on your phone until the minute before it's been long enough for whoever you came with to wonder if you're constipated or something.
"Some people have to take potty breaks during movies... I take potty fakes."
"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."
"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."
"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."
"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."
by Hemispherium December 17, 2012
Get the Potty Fake mug.Fabricating scenarios or making up incidents to look like you are being physically, psychologically or cyber bullied. Noun or verb. self-bully, bullying, fake, made up, cyberbullying, bully, harass, torment, self-esteem, make fun of, fight, pick on, malign, celebrity, attention-seeking, narcissistic, narcissist, fame whore, fake bully, fake-bully, fake bullying, Jussie Smollett
John is always complaining about fake-bullying incidents at school. He says someone is harassing him all the time. All made up!
by joecoolthefool March 13, 2019
Get the fake-bullying mug.Emma: Jaylen is not my friend because I’m not Tatiana’s friend. Aaliyah: I always knew that she was a fake friend
by LiT NaNA December 2, 2017
Get the fake friend mug.A robot from the future, who steals shit from everyday people and posts pictures of it on the internet to prove he's a real human, and not actually a shit stealing robot.(www.imarealhuman_watchmeshit.com)
by Ed Dorgan December 11, 2003
Get the fake si mug.Fake Weebs Usually do this Say random anime phrases like "SAUSSKEEE, NARUTOOOOO" Randomly naruto run. Possibly even do the. "Oh, You're Approaching me instead of running away your walking straight to me."
Another sign is that they say you know everything about anime however they can't read manga correctly.
Another sign is that they say you know everything about anime however they can't read manga correctly.
Dude 1: Yo this weeb got some manga from the school library right?
Dude 2: Uhuh
Dude 1: So he was reading it and said out loud "Heh I've seen a bit of the episode already let me skip it a bit"
Dude 2: Alright.
Dude 1: And he reads the manga like a normal book. Not only that he complained that the book is flipped
Dude 2: Dude that guy is a fake weeb.
Dude 2: Uhuh
Dude 1: So he was reading it and said out loud "Heh I've seen a bit of the episode already let me skip it a bit"
Dude 2: Alright.
Dude 1: And he reads the manga like a normal book. Not only that he complained that the book is flipped
Dude 2: Dude that guy is a fake weeb.
by 6th Grader Teacher October 1, 2021
Get the Fake Weeb mug.a person who is completely unnecessary to be in your life. You don’t need people who cause you pain, even if you really want them to be in your life. Even though pain comes hand you get the call that they are no longer your friends, doesn’t mean you are never gonna live again. BECAUSE this is honelsty the best thing that can ever happen to you! You will soon start to realize you didn’t need them and all the bad things they have done. As you grow olde thoughts will find who your real friends vs your fake friends are. Remeber to move on from the past but don’t forget what others have done to you, it may be handy in the future😉
by jerseygirlsgivebestadvice August 4, 2018
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