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fake girlfriend 

(N) : A female lady friend that you may or may not have physical relations with. Often times she is wealthy, great in bed or awesome eye candy. At times she may receive actual girlfriend treatment ie flowers or she have a special dinner cooked for her.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to go get some drinks after work and he said no because he was going over to the fake girlfriend’s house to hang for a bit.
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Fake fuck 

An act of having sex with your clothes on, such as underwear, to relieve sexual desires and needs. Can be practiced in any position such as missionary position or doggy style. Is used with the thrust-like motion and can either be performed fast or slow.

Also, can be paired with finger fucking or oral sex to arouse a little extra.
Kyle is waiting till we're married to have sex so we fake fuck and finger fuck all the time. We ever do oral now and again.
Fake fuck by TommyHilldigger June 21, 2008

Fake-Chow 

To Trick a girl into thinking you are licking her pussy by using your fingers instead and making le le le le sound with your mouth. Used Alot when a ugly girl wants chow and there is no way out of it.
Dude1: This ugly ass girl wanted me to chow her last night!
Dude2: Did you?!
Dude1: No i just fake-chowed her.
Fake-Chow by TyTyBBs January 1, 2012
Fakeswi is the name given to Tejaswi Prakash due to her fake personality inside biggboss house
Don’t be like Fakeswi be real
Fakeswi by Scarlett william February 21, 2022

Fake tight 

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.
John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.
Fake tight by HRM SMK April 3, 2008

Fake it Rain 

Giving the appearance of being rich by throwing $20 in $1's at or near a dancer at a strip club!
Guy 1: All I can afford is a drink or a lapdance before last call

Guy 2: Just Fake it Rain and let's dip
Fake it Rain by Bobafet7 June 16, 2008

Fake Shifting

When a male pretends to drive a car with manual transmission when they don't have one (usually to impress females).

This usually involves switching to neutral at a stop so they roll backwards slightly before they drive away, or driving with their right hand on their shifter.
Man, that guy was fake shifting that car and it doesn't even come in manual! What a tool!!
Fake Shifting by leaaron October 9, 2008