Half steppin on a robbery. Robbing someone and then giving them their things back on the spot. Then bragging about it.
Dude faking jacks.
by True Anlivin' May 18, 2016
To believe the worst about someone, without confirming it is true, so you can feel superior to them over a fault they may not even have.
by jack_v February 23, 2017
by Lazbean September 19, 2020
he is so constipated he pretends to shit like a fake shitter
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
It’s when people tell you that they love you but cannot show it with their actions. It’s when the love energy from one person to the other is not matched.
Fake love: He/She say I love you with words but what is shown and felt leaves you empty and questioning the person whose actions don’t match their words.
by Andynocapp August 28, 2022
Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.
by Herobot April 07, 2020
A robot from the future, who steals shit from everyday people and posts pictures of it on the internet to prove he's a real human, and not actually a shit stealing robot.(www.imarealhuman_watchmeshit.com)
by Ed Dorgan December 11, 2003