Hamas Terrorist: I will take 100 hostages
Israeli citizen: No, please no
Hamas Terrorist: Okay, I'm only taking 50 hostages. I could have taken 100, but I decided to take 50. Therefore, I freed 50 hostages. I just did some girl math.
A creative way of telling the client that he/she has less money than they originally thought, though we will still spend like it's 1999 all over again.
Also, never let the number get in the way of a good story.
We'll just use some account guy math to buy another week in Sac Town.
Wine Math is when you split a bottle of wine and the other person drinks more of it than you, then assumes that you are as tipsy as them.
The more they drink the tipsier they get and the soborer you are, no the other way around.
My girlfriend and I split a bottle of wine, I only had half a glass and she had the rest so she assumed I was too drunk to drive. She cannot so "wine math"!!!