My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”
Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”
Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
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Maths is so cool!
Wait until you go to middle school, then let's see if you can repeat something like that
Wait until you go to middle school, then let's see if you can repeat something like that
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Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.
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Get the hooda math new mexico mug.Math is one of the best things ever. It is the language of the universe. Without mathematics, we would not have achieved great accomplishments we have made.
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