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anal math 

a man and woman who likes 2 plow each other anal during math class and yell math equations
i heard frank and the nigger down the street hade anal math
anal math by farmer boi 228 BG November 3, 2007
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Girl math 

A form of math that is fake
Hamas Terrorist: I will take 100 hostages
Israeli citizen: No, please no
Hamas Terrorist: Okay, I'm only taking 50 hostages. I could have taken 100, but I decided to take 50. Therefore, I freed 50 hostages. I just did some girl math.
Girl math by Eushshtb October 29, 2023

account guy math 

A creative way of telling the client that he/she has less money than they originally thought, though we will still spend like it's 1999 all over again.
Also, never let the number get in the way of a good story.
We'll just use some account guy math to buy another week in Sac Town.
account guy math by Account Guy August 27, 2003

Obama Math

A paradoxical idea that one can somehow cut spending by increasing spending.
Alex Sink practices Obama Math.
Obama Math by Brav3h3art October 27, 2010

do the math 

to think about it, esp when dealing with numbers...
um, theres 4 pieces of candy and 5 kids...think one will mind? Do the math.
do the math by Ivy April 7, 2005

Wine Math 

Wine Math is when you split a bottle of wine and the other person drinks more of it than you, then assumes that you are as tipsy as them.

The more they drink the tipsier they get and the soborer you are, no the other way around.
My girlfriend and I split a bottle of wine, I only had half a glass and she had the rest so she assumed I was too drunk to drive. She cannot so "wine math"!!!
Wine Math by Ganvan September 9, 2011