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Sperm circular file

I blew a huge load of jizz in that girls sperm circular file.
by Demitrious Octavion November 30, 2016
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sperm world

Sperm world is a term used to describe the inside of your scrotum
Boy: Baby the citizens of sperm world are coming up
by SPERM EJACULATOR January 12, 2017
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Sperm

• The unwanted product of copulation, makes babies.
- Joe, you have sperm on your face!
- That's because your mom doesn't swallow.
by kubik2233 March 21, 2017
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sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.
Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.
by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017
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spermacist

A person, usually male, who says he or she believes in equality between men and women, but only advocates for men's rights. Since feminists only advocate for women and belittle men, a spermacist would only advocate for men and belittle women.
That spermacist has a point that men should be valued in our society, but women should be valued as well. That's why I'm egalitarian, not a spermacist, nor a feminist.
by Tipsy Flipsy April 5, 2017
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spermy the wormy

A majestic creature bringing pain into the lives of reckless teens
Oh look! It's spermy the wormy! Run!
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Sperm Whale

"Dude, Susan's totally a sperm whale!"
by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017
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