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To be covered in or to possess the characteristics of sperm.
1. That guy just shot his load... hes all spermy.

2. That guy/girl can't dance... she dances very spermy.
spermy by 321steady October 27, 2007
Words you can keep
Anything that's nonsense and/or worthless.
Stop with the spermy.
Spermy by Time the Sk8r boi June 1, 2018
To be covered in or to possess the characteristics of sperm.
1. That guy just shot his load... hes all spermy.

2. That guy/girl can't dance... she dances very spermy.
spermy by 321steady December 8, 2007
When paired with glizzy aka hotdog it means very yummy condiments on the hotdog
That glizzy is so spermy
Spermy by Big meaty al November 12, 2020
When you are in the mood to personally fertilize an egg.
I am feeling SUPER spermy when i look at mr miller
Spermy by spermypoopett67 August 31, 2025

Spermy Germies 

The contaminates you acquire when you have intercourse with a girl another guy has done recently.
Hamuel did Mindsay shortly after Quilliam did her.
A week later, Quilliam did Mindsay again. And again. And again..
Therfore, they share each others 'spermy germies'!

spermy lick

To receive (or give) a sexual action incorporating licking male genitalia before ejaculation to aid in achieving ejaculation, or to lick male ejaculate from the male genetalia (or any other body part where it may land).
I can't wait to get home tonight, our lass has promised me a spermy lick.

That chick from the club was pure filth. I jizzed all over her arms and she cleaned herself up with a spermy lick. Every last drop.
spermy lick by TheYorkshireViking August 30, 2017
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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