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abstract expressionism

A skilless form of "art" in which people carelessly slap shitty brushstrokes and color together in a random fashion. Abstract expressionists would have you believe that there is some sort of deeper meaning to their "paintings" than just a ridiculous decadence of actual art (which there isn't).
People like Jackson Pollock and Hans Hofmann grew rich off of people who have no actual understanding of art through the use of abstract expressionism in their paintings.
by Rpg August 30, 2006
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absence of mustache

an amazing band located in salem, oregon. it features three members Abby Miss Road, Marvin Phelps, and Humphrey Mus. this band performs all original songs, or original arrangements of somngs like the alphabet. some of their song title include "ireland", "let's all dance", and "hush lullaby". the band sometimes features accomplices in their awesome songs. some of their catchiest lyrics include...
person 1: "what time is it?"
person 2: "it's dancing time!"
person 1: you'd better check your pocket watch."
person 2: "oh no!"

and
(person 1 is up at 2 a.m. watching the television)
person 2: "this is your hush lullaby, speak not soft lips."

they are sort of the essence of awesome.
Human Being: wow, i just heard this band. they sang some songs.
Human Being, Other: oh, i know who you are talking about. absence of mustache, right?
Human Being: fosh.
by humphreymus April 21, 2009
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absofuckinlutely

When something is absolutely awesome and agreed upon it's Absofuckinlutely on!
" hey man did you see that babetalking to me? and I think she's into me?"

"Dude, yes! Absofuckinlutely She's into you!"
by mistressmia January 21, 2017
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absweldo

Sweldong natatanggap bilang kabayaran sa pagkakaroon ng magandang abs.
Nagmula sa absweldo ang yaman ni Zach Efron kaya naman alaga siya sa katawan at araw-araw nageexercise.
by Emanhood July 21, 2017
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Absorb

Used to Nullify all different variants of "ur mom gay" or "no u"

Bob absorbs it into his body, destroying the balance between heaven and hell, opening hell's gates and letting demons loose. Also takes a great toll on Bob's body. Making him paralyzed from his waist down, however, the "ur mom gay" is neutralized.
Bob: ur mom gay
James: no u
Bob: Absorb
by CypInDyp June 8, 2018
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absolute donkey

someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...
Rey Lewis is an absolute donkey bro
by MateoTheGreat November 3, 2019
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