Definitions by MateoTheGreat
Blowjob Derby
Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
Blowjob Derby by MateoTheGreat February 1, 2022
Fishhook
When having doggystyle, vaginal sex, the man will push his bent thumb into the females asshole to simulate a fish hook going into a fishes mouth… warning: this may cause stank thumb if you are not careful.
Matt! Did you fuck my mom?!
Yeah I sure did Jayson, I gave that bitch the Fishhook so she couldn’t move anywhere…
Yeah I sure did Jayson, I gave that bitch the Fishhook so she couldn’t move anywhere…
Fishhook by MateoTheGreat August 18, 2021
absolute donkey
someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...
absolute donkey by MateoTheGreat November 3, 2019