When having doggystyle, vaginal sex, the man will push his bent thumb into the females asshole to simulate a fish hook going into a fishes mouth… warning: this may cause stank thumb if you are not careful.
Matt! Did you fuck my mom?!
Yeah I sure did Jayson, I gave that bitch the Fishhook so she couldn’t move anywhere…
Yeah I sure did Jayson, I gave that bitch the Fishhook so she couldn’t move anywhere…
by MateoTheGreat August 19, 2021
Guy 1: hey bro you wanna play some fortnite?
Guy 2: yeah sure bro that game is awesome, better than pubg at least
Guy 2: yeah sure bro that game is awesome, better than pubg at least
by MateoTheGreat March 01, 2018
someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...
by MateoTheGreat November 04, 2019
Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
by MateoTheGreat February 01, 2022