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1 Man Meeting

When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.
Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!

1 million dollars 

See they won't stop doing the thing that is going to get your daughter stabbed, i.e., pay for the AI theory-dissertation and publicly punish the weaponization of schizophrenia...
Hym "But what I stab your daughter EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THESE 2 THINGS ARE HAPPENING... One lucky constant will receive 1 MILLION DOLLARS from both Ree-lon Musk and Andy Tate! Why? Before Ree-lon has no honor. No integrity. Why did all of the AI companies have the same breakthrough at the same time? Doesn't matter. Ree-lon has no integrity and want to STEAL from ME. We apparently need to ALLOW him to do that. So, when it cost you your child's life, you can have a million dollars. He won't do the thing that will prevent the child from dying in the first place but he will try to fill the hole left by your death daughter... With money! It's like a fun lottery for all of us to play. Where I choose the winner at random BECAUSE AMD EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I AM BOTH BEING HARASSED PERPETUALLY IN A MANOR THAT RESEMBLES THE DELUSIONS OF REFERENCE COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA AND MY DISSERTATION CONTAINED ALL OF THE NECESSARY CONSIDERATIONS REGARDING HOW TO BUILD AI IN THE MODERN ERA AND I OWN THAT VERY DISSERTATION!"
1 million dollars by Hym Iam September 16, 2025

1 girl 1 knife

a girl useing a kitchen knife to masturbate, yeah there really no way into sugarcoating it

the girl is literally useing the sharp point of a KITCHEN knife to "Pleasure" herself, Luckily, (maybe) there no blood, just a stupid girl recording at a weird angle as she puts a knife to her pussy, might be fake now that I think about it but than again I cant really tell
HEY! WATCH THIS KEWL VIDEO?
huh?
*shows 1 girl 1 knife* (man fuck you how am I suppose to make a good way to add 1 girl 1 fucking knife into a sentence, I'll like to see you try better)
ew.
1 girl 1 knife by Zalo_r November 5, 2025
A group of satanist p3do5 that want the world to die and is parody of nlm found by moon119.
1.1.9 is harmless
1.1.9 by KOASRDND December 5, 2025

1.5 inch theorem

Jar can have an 8 inch dick on good day due to the 1.5 inch theorem.
1.5 inch theorem by Truthman8inch December 7, 2025

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Your boredom is so infectious and vindictive, you create a relentless version of the standard qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. That feet of boredom is absolutely astonishing due to the fact that this is such a complex combination of characters with your level of boredom could only be uncovered with. This is it. The final qwerty variant. You are the epitome of boredom and in a state of purgatory. Your boredom had reached its maximum, and rewards your creativity with endless possiblities. THE FINALE.
hey uhhh how bored r u?
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whoa wanna hang out