# 1 or 2

The minimum and maximum amount of sex you can have before you are in a committed relationship.
Person 1: Would you like to have 1 or 2.
Person 2: Yes, absolutely.

-or-

Person 1: Are you guys dating?
Person 2: No, we only had 1 or 2.
by B0bby Jindal April 8, 2022

## 1 + 1 ≠ 2

The mathematical equivalent of an answered prayer, such as being healed of an incurable disease or chronic sickness; seeing a business, financial, or relationship breakthrough; and helping others deliver from demonic oppression or sexual addiction in the name of Jesus Christ.
In the spiritual realm, mathematical equations in the natural world no longer hold true thanks to supernatural forces: 1 + 1 ≠ 2, 1 + 1 + 1 = 1, …, 2 + 5 = 5000, π = 3.
by Fasters May 23, 2022

## 1 + 1 = 2

It has taken years for scientists to do all the studies to thus prove that 1 + 1 is actually 2. After a long and hard (lol, long and hard) test involving one apple, than adding another. The tests were proven that 1 + 1 is in fact, 2.
White boy: Omg, this is so hard, could you help me with my math?

white boy 2: Errr, the answer to that question is. 1 + 1 = 2.
by Anti Bit February 4, 2009

## £1 + £1 = \$2

The parity equation few currency manipulators or speculators ever thought would happen in their lifetime—when the American dollar finally caught up with the British pound.
Punsters have been bees-zy since the British economy started heading south, by divining when the pound would achieve parity with the dollar, or by predicting when £1 + £1 = \$2 would occur.
by Fasters September 25, 2022

## 1 + 1 = 2

When a math is close to, if not OBVIOUSLY easy

or you just don't want to help the person finding the answer

Person 2: Yeah, 1 + 1 = 2
by TheLittleMe October 4, 2011

## 1 and 2

Reference to Fight Club, whose two first rules were both 'Do not talk about Fight Club'. May be used for anything secret, particularly an organization or group of some sort.
Person A: How's the plan coming along?

Person B: 1 and 2, man! Shut up!
by Autotroph November 11, 2007

## 1+1=2

being sad to close a chapter
but also happy to open a new one
its what happens sometimes in life
and so many have gone through this before me
its manageable achievable desirable
I cannot think of anything making me happier
and i am aware that there is no guarantee for a result as in 1+1=2
but i like to think there is
🖤
by Otto Matič April 3, 2019