monkey raping shit eater

One who engages in sex with monkies while also eating excrement

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

monkey mode

When someone outbreaks in anger and starts throwing their own poop everywhere.

Yea, my friend went into monkey mode yesterday. were still cleaning teh poop off the walls

by Slade March 27, 2004

dungeon monkey

A woman that easily gives up or trades sex for drugs.

" no class, broke ho, won't pass won't hold no cash cuz her cocaine stash. needs to run laps cuz her gut hangs out...dungeon monkey hoes no sluts in my town." (krazed - dungeon monkiez)

by neca June 23, 2006

Lettuce Monkey

When you cup a your fart in your hand and then slam it into someone's face by placing the cupped hand over their nose and mouth.

Did you hear that? Slaaaaaaaap... "Lettuce Monkey"!

by knapptown357 December 14, 2009

monkeybar

To continue to date one person until you have secured your next relationship.

Damn that bitch just monkeybarred me till she found another nigga.

by j-cow September 4, 2006

super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

monkey spunk

monkeys sperm

i couldn't give a flying monkeys spunk

by Anonymous April 23, 2003