Microsoft

A company that controls over 90% of the computer OS market share. Which is also highly criticized and made fun of. This is stupid because there the number 1 OS maker. And contrary to popular belief there products actually work. They are also worth more than any other computer OS manufacture in the world. So come on people lets face facts. There products must work because if they didn’t then no one would buy them.

Microsoft Windows NT, 95,98, 2000, XP, Vista. Xbox, Xbox 360, Zune

by Commander Grass July 7, 2007

microbus

A gawdawful combination of Beetle engine stuffed in the back of a long narrow minivan. Loved by hippies and surfers because they were cheap to buy, cheap to fix, cheap to run, and could haul a lot of crap. A well-tuned microbus is dog-slow and a complete hazard to take onto a highway.

That POS microbus is rolling PC for posession. Let's take a look.

by By Jove August 5, 2006

microsoft

Company that everyone hates due to the aggorant asshole known as Steve Jobs.

Mac Nazis: WAH WAH FUCK MICROSOFT THEY SUCK WAH!
Linux Nazis: M$ is shit wah
Normal person: ...Why do I have to listen to you assholes?

by OLOL February 3, 2007

microgivashit

Infinatessimally small unit of measurement.

"you can express the extent of my concern in microgivashits."

by j e walker April 27, 2003

microchp

microchp was one of the first online users that converted from being a cb/ham radio hacker to a systems hacker. The name was very multi-purpose and multi-meaning. It was also an 8 letter spelling used for early unix systems.

I saw a microchp at microchp.org

by Aaron March 25, 2005

microbalance

A weighing instrument that can resolve to 1 part in a 1,000,000 part of a gram. Typically, used to weigh small amount of chemicals very precisely.

how much moisture will this aspirin take before it becomes bad?
how much pollutant did we sucked thru this filter in an 8 hour period?
how much CO2 will this rebreather absorb in a 1 hour dive?
How much red pigment do we need to make this paint match the color on that Land Rover?
How much gold did we get from that 1 ton of rocks?
Let's use the microbalance in the lab.

by robert_in_california July 12, 2006

microcranialism

A non-scientific condition in which a person has a head that is much to small for their body. This condition is often exacerbated by the individual's insistence on shaving their head. Also known informally as pin-head syndrome and cretinism. May be accompanied by slight retardation, or just a bad attitude.

That cretin down at the restaurant has a bad case of microcranialism, but I'd still nail his sister.

by Big Tilly September 22, 2006