still wet behind the ears 

not yet mature or experienced(an allusion to the wetness behind a newborn baby's ears)

As far as education goes, you are still wet behind the ears.

still wet behind the ears by Light Joker October 9, 2006

The Early November

a sweet band with a thing for autumn.

the Early November has a drummer named Jeff.

The Early November by imamoneenfreak November 20, 2003

One Eared Elephant 

The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.

Have you ever seen a one eared elephant? Do you want to?

One Eared Elephant by jawbutt_teh_nutt February 12, 2008

Earl'd

To cancel an excellent TV show and leave it on a ridiculous cliffhanger.
(Origin from My Name Is Earl, whose final episode ended on a cliffhanger that will now never be resolved)

Awh man they just earl'd my favourite TV show, I didn't get to see what happened with the murder suspect!

Earl'd by It's Only Me. November 20, 2010

obama ears 

large ears that protrude from the side of your head, similar to dumbo the elephant, but on humans not elephants

ey braddha, you see james durbin on american idol!? he has obama ears!

obama ears by da815paniolo April 4, 2011

Virgin Ears

A person who has been vaguely exposed to sex, drugs, profanities and doesnt have a tight grasp on reality.

Susie has a pair of virgin ears.

Virgin Ears by Elena February 28, 2005

Cold Earl

When you freeze a turd and then procede to dildo a girl with it

After a shit that big, i'm not surprised that my girlfriend wanted to try a cold earl with it

Cold Earl by Zbuckley February 15, 2007