Apple Porn

1. Porn viewed on a Apple Computer.
2. Porn that is rather grainy in appearance.
3. Porn viewed on a Video i-Pod.

Dude, that's some sweet Apple Porn you got!

by ixpd003 March 11, 2006

Bone apple tea

Someone misheard "bon appetit" and assumed it was a mashup of these words. Although they have correctly defined it as a phrase said before eating something delicious, and as being French in origin. Literally "good appetite!"

Adam: "Oh, our food's here! This smells amazing."
Jacqueline: "Let's eat! Bon appétit!"

(Bone apple tea)

by Mickuddle August 25, 2016

Apple Computer

1) Beige Toaster
2) Drool Proof Paper
3) Glorified Calculator
4) Decoration

Look how nice that Apple Computer looks on my desk.

I fell asleep and drooled on my Apple Computer, I'm glad it's drool proof.

Let me calculate the sum of 4 and 2 with my Apple Computer.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

The Apple Effect

The effect of a new version of a product being released by apple that is no better than the previous one. Everybody freaks out thinking, "HOLY SHIT, IT'S NEW AND IT'S MADE BY APPLE! LET'S GET IT!" People are oblivious to it being no better than the cheaper version already out.

HOLY SHIT BOB! IPAD... 2! It's got a camera, and like, that's the only new feature. My iPad sucks. I WANNA IPAD2 NOW!

That's totally you being taken over by The Apple Effect...

by proudyellowman May 17, 2011

Dutch Apple

A sexual act, when a lover farts in another lovers mouth while ejaculating on their chest. Also know as the Dutch Apple mustache ride

"Hey baby, you mind if I add a Dutch apple to this face ride?"

by Dr JBR February 6, 2010

apple computer

1) a iMac (mac) computer for people who are anti-microsoft
2) a computer made out of a giant apple

I just took a bite outta my apple computer, man, it tasted like apples.

by munKii poO July 1, 2003

Apple Nuggets

Like chicken nuggets only made of apples

"Watcha eating"
"APPLE NUGGETS!!!!!"

by Toros665 January 11, 2009