Zach

Noun: A person with chronic ball-fondling addiction.

Wow, I really hope this guy isn't a Zach, I didn't wear Underwear today.

by PermaXD March 1, 2023

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Zach

Frequently short, fluffy haired, muscular, and a great lover. He's a protector, someone who will help you and protect you in hard times regardless of the situation. He loves and is easy to love in return just because of how great he is. He sometimes acts like a crackhead but that's a given, he's Zach after all!

Zach is a safe place, a comfort person, someone you go to to feel like you again. Zach will help you find yourself when your lost.

Zach will save you, in every way a person can be saved
He is also the embodiment of a chocolate lab.

Woah, did you see that girl?
Does she have a boyfriend?
Yeah, it's Zach.
Wow, he's such a good guy, she's so lucky

by Ivysaurus1112 January 24, 2023

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A complete asshole and a dick. But also a great person you can trust. He'd do anything for his friends. And can be really caring surprisingly.

Zach's an asshole but also a good friend

by Irdp July 23, 2019

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Weeb

Zach is a weeb

by Zachisaweeb June 20, 2019

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He is a one of a kind person. You will never find another person like him. He might be your brother, or your sister depending on how he is acting at the time but no matter what you love him. When you are going through a tough time and just really need guidance on what to do you think about one of the smartest people you know then the name Zach pops in your head so you give him a call and 99% of the time he gives you a solution that you would have never come up with but is absolutely genius. Yes you might not always agree with his thoughts on a topic and may never win an argument against him but you'll still love him no matter what.

Hey look at that handsome lawyer over there I bet you his name is Zach.

by JDAWG((( December 1, 2021

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