Vulvarine

A beaten pussy (after a rigorous sex sesh) that heals at a super human rate. Something similar to the real reason why Charles Xavier is in a wheel chair

Man I beat that pussy so hard last night she was wheeling herself around the house like Charles Xavier. But within minutes she had healed at a super human rate like vulvarine and was ready for round two!

by Spelson July 30, 2022

Vulva Hangover

After a period of long masturbation (after a period of Macrastinating), the vulva becomes prune-like and a deep purple.

I went on vacation and really needed to masturbate, but now I have a vulva hangover.

by JJthejessplane September 9, 2022

Sal Vulcano

Sal is the most stunning, godliest man of our universe. If sal ever gets near you in new york city, I will kill you because I'm not you. I love his perfect symmetrical figure and his smooth chocolatey hair. I want him to kiss my face until I melt into a large pile of his cologne. Every time he says God Bless, I feel gods blessings as I pretend that Sal is sitting on top of me caressing my vulnerable crisp face. To put my adoration for Sal in simpler terms, I would stand in front of a moving subway train for him. I'll kill 10,000 men for you, Sal. I'll destroy every last cat in a corn maze, for Sal. If Sal's tonight's big loser, then later he'll tonight's big winner. I'd massage sals plump juicy booty for him. If Murr ever gets near him again, Murr won't see tomorrow. MURR-DER. I'll admit, if Joe gave me kissies, I'd fall to the ground like our sexy man sal. But if THE SAL HIMSELF kissed me good, I'd ascend into god's hands. Sal, you know who's the most sexiest man alive? Read the first word. Sal, if you're reading this, we're engaged. Sal is more powerful than any god you may or may not believe in. Please join my Salvatorecult, where we'll sacrifice cats, stack up on sneakers, swim in dirty swamps, and circulate the great Daddy Sal Squishmellow Statue. His superpower is to make us laugh until we poop out our stomachs and make fall helplessly in love with his incredible abs. I love you, Crangis. Crangis McBasketball. We're forever, for-lifers.

Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck ME

by reversecowgrl November 20, 2021

Surak of Vulcan

Surak was a legendary Vulcan philosopher, scientist, and logician considered the greatest of all who ever lived on Vulcan and the father of the modern Vulcan civilization.

James Tiberius Kirk once described Surak of Vulcan as "the greatest of all who ever lived on our planet, captain. The father of all we became." Then, behind the scenes, Kirk made love to a beautiful goddess and lived happily ever after.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

cleft of vulva

the most sacred and secret crevice of a woman

Because of intense fear of the monstrous headmaster, the high-school girl’s sacred and secret cleft of vulva got moist with perspiration.

by Scimitar May 7, 2022

vulva

my second favorite word.

my favorite words are lanyard, vulva, and sphincter.

by devin t April 7, 2008

vulcan death grip

Two fingers inserted into a womans vagina and two fingers in the anus resembling the Vulcan live long and prosper hand sign. A modification of the infamous "The Shocker". Two in the pink n two more in the stink.

He threw the Vulcan Death Grip on that nasty ass bitch.

by Wally666 March 24, 2008