JJthejessplane's definitions

Adortion

The opposite of an abortion. The doctor takes a fetus , and re-implants it into a woman's womb.

We can combat abortion by advocating for more adortion rights! Pro-adortion!

by JJthejessplane June 4, 2022

Phbone

A slang term used by straight or homosexual men, to mean "phone sex".

I totally phboned her last night and she gave me a phboner.

by JJthejessplane August 29, 2017

Muddy Snorkel

A female version of the infamous Blumpkin. While a girl is sitting on the toilet taking a poop, a guy is going down on her.

My girlfriend had to take a shit last night, so I decided to give her a muddy snorkel.

by JJthejessplane July 9, 2011

Vulva Hangover

After a period of long masturbation (after a period of Macrastinating), the vulva becomes prune-like and a deep purple.

I went on vacation and really needed to masturbate, but now I have a vulva hangover.

by JJthejessplane September 9, 2022