Valorant Buff

A Buff that makes the receiver a million times better at the game valorant.

Wow Julia really gave Zach the good ol' Valorant buff he's cracked.

by thevalbuff December 31, 2021

Valorant

Sexual act performed by a cow

Kira used valorant on Matthew

by Thewwwww October 10, 2022

Valorant Premium

Term used to define a Valorant player who is currently in an active relationship.

Also used to make fun of Valorant players who are not currently in an active relationship, in this case, MOST OF THEM.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got Valorant Premium!
Guy #2: No way, congrats!
Guy #3: wtfdym congrats, fuck your cs:go overwatch clone, go play a real game

by bobabond June 25, 2023

Valorant Virgin

A loser that plays Valorant all day, every single day. They don't know the concept of touching grass or walking outside to look at the sun.

Person 1: Aye do you still play that ass game Valorant?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin

by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022

chloe (in valorant)

whenever chloe plays valorant, she always stays with either the classic gun or ghost and light shields. surprisingly, someitmes she would get so many kills. but there are times where she gets no kills in one match. no matter how many times we have told chloe to stop being cheap, she keeps on being cheap. but i mean, if it works for her, then it works for her.

chloe (in valorant)
chloe : *buys only classic/sherrif and light shield*
us : CHLOE STOP BEING SO CHEAP... YOU'RE GONNA DIE FIRST.

by justsophh October 2, 2021

Valorant

An addiction like, cocaine and Nicotine.

Guy 1: Hey man want to do some, Meth or Weed?
Guy 2: Nah man, I got Valorant

by BoobInspector December 17, 2022

Valorant player

A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7

Cornelius: OH MY GOOOOD A WOMAN *nuts 57 times and hyperventilates* I LOVE BEING A VALORANT PLAYER

by PalistanBall December 29, 2024