A top tier school in Charlottesville Virginia. Founded by president Thomas Jefferson in 1819. The school is generally filled with two kinds of people. The people that made all A's in high school and should go to this school (minority). The rest of the school is filled with daddy's little girls and preppy faggots who didnt do shit in high school and have parents who donated a large sum of money to the school and thus got accepted because duh the school wants to make more money of daddy. Its easy to tell the differnce between the two groups even from 100 yards away. The people you see walking around in ties, sundresses and pearls are the students who bought their way in to school, note these students wear these cloths because why wouldnt you wear that if your first car was a brand new mercades and you have unlimited use of your parents platnuim cards? the second group are the students you never see because these are the students that worked their asses off to go to school here and are trying to keep the straight A's. It's a damn shame that nobody seems to understand the the reason UVA is a good school is because of these students are are making straight A's are jacking up the average for the school.
(The fallowing is a normal day at UVA)
Nerd: I am so happy I got in this school I worked so hard in high school to make all A's.
Typical Preppy Bitch: Like OH MY GOD Im so happy daddy paid large amounts of money for me to go here, like Ima go get drunk and then pass out.
Typical Preppy Faggot: Hey there sexy would you like to take a ride in my new porsche? my dad just bought for me last week casue I crashed the Lexus and needed a new ride. Hey you like my popped collar and docksiders yeah im so cool.
Nerd: You mean to tell me that I am the only person who accutally had to do my own work to get in here?
Typical Preppy Bitch: Like who are you and why are you talking to me?
Nerd: I am so happy I got in this school I worked so hard in high school to make all A's.
Typical Preppy Bitch: Like OH MY GOD Im so happy daddy paid large amounts of money for me to go here, like Ima go get drunk and then pass out.
Typical Preppy Faggot: Hey there sexy would you like to take a ride in my new porsche? my dad just bought for me last week casue I crashed the Lexus and needed a new ride. Hey you like my popped collar and docksiders yeah im so cool.
Nerd: You mean to tell me that I am the only person who accutally had to do my own work to get in here?
Typical Preppy Bitch: Like who are you and why are you talking to me?
by Brotbest August 14, 2009
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Get the uva mug.A University in Virginia that students attend in order to brag on a website about how good their school is. They typically do this in order to keep up their overinflated views of themselves while they sit in their apartment sipping on a fine glass of chardonnay, merlot, or Zima, as they have just finished their one hour of homework for the day.
Students of this false-Ivy League school enjoy the finer things in life, such as living off their parents' credit cards, driving expensive automobiles their parents bought them, going to dinner parties with strict dress codes, and wearing suits and bowties to sports that are traditionally viewed by fans wearing comfortable, utilitarian clothing such as T-shirts, sweatshirts, and jeans.
In addition, they promote Thomas Jefferson to an exalted level unseen by even avowed Libertarians, and insist on calling their rival school "Va-Tech," despite nobody else in the world, not even "Va-Tech" students, referring to the school by that name.
Students of this false-Ivy League school enjoy the finer things in life, such as living off their parents' credit cards, driving expensive automobiles their parents bought them, going to dinner parties with strict dress codes, and wearing suits and bowties to sports that are traditionally viewed by fans wearing comfortable, utilitarian clothing such as T-shirts, sweatshirts, and jeans.
In addition, they promote Thomas Jefferson to an exalted level unseen by even avowed Libertarians, and insist on calling their rival school "Va-Tech," despite nobody else in the world, not even "Va-Tech" students, referring to the school by that name.
Asshole 1: "Hey, did you watch the football game the other day against Va-Tech?"
Asshole 2: "No, I was too busy getting wasted on three bottles of Zima at that big dinner party last night."
Asshole 1: "Ah, well we lost as usual, but all the babes were looking mighty fine in their pearls and sundresses! I impressed them with the $200 bowtie I bought last week with daddy's credit card. Oh well. At least we're still decent at all the sports that make no money for the school because the American public doesn't care about them."
Asshole 2: "Boy, I'm glad we go to UVA so we can be pompous assholes together!"
Asshole 2: "No, I was too busy getting wasted on three bottles of Zima at that big dinner party last night."
Asshole 1: "Ah, well we lost as usual, but all the babes were looking mighty fine in their pearls and sundresses! I impressed them with the $200 bowtie I bought last week with daddy's credit card. Oh well. At least we're still decent at all the sports that make no money for the school because the American public doesn't care about them."
Asshole 2: "Boy, I'm glad we go to UVA so we can be pompous assholes together!"
by FitShuck November 29, 2011
Get the UVA mug.Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being 'pretentious' and 'snobs.' In other words, they get called out for thinking they're better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, that was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in in America, well you'd think you were the shit too.
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The University of Virginia, also known as UVA, is one of the premier learning institutions in the world and widely regarded as the best educational bang for your buck in the nation.
by surfinggal118 July 31, 2008
Get the uva mug.Synonym for UVA one of the most pompous shitholes i've ever had the displeasure of being accepted to. Luckily for me a real school like VT accepted me and I now get a an education in the one of the top 25 engineering institutions in the world, unlike UVGay which couldnt make the top 50. In summary: Kegs of zima, popped collars, dress clothes at sporting events, and praising the fact that you have your head shoved up Thomas Jefferson's ass are all traits of UVGay.
HS Senior 1: Hey guys my daddy just bought me a new mercedes because i just got accepted to UVA
HS Senior 2: Wow you got accepted to UVA!?!? So did I, except Im not a fag so I'm going to VT, have fun butt fucking your roomate at UVGay
HS Senior 2: Wow you got accepted to UVA!?!? So did I, except Im not a fag so I'm going to VT, have fun butt fucking your roomate at UVGay
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