Traffic Light Grand Prix

The act whereby motorcyclists lane-split to the front of a set of lights then race each other when the lights go green.

A way to make the daily commute more interesting.

Man that viffer really dominated at the Traffic Light Grand Prix this morning!

by Tumbles June 29, 2008

Traffic Light

The classic hot dog topped with ketchup, mustard, and relish. Named so because the red, yellow, and green that top the dog resembles the colors of a traffic light. Can also be shortened to T.L.

Street vendor: "What kind of hot dog would you like?"
Bill: "Just give me a T.L."
Street vendor: "..."

I ate a traffic light while at the traffic light.

My favorite hot dog is the traffic light.

by Jolt'o'Bolt August 26, 2013

Traffic cone

Mackenzie’s Ketty army

Person one: Are you going to join the traffic cone army?
Person two: of course, the traffic cones will take over

by Traffic cone army April 29, 2019

Traffic Cone

A cunning device that diverts traffic from a certain area and, also, serves as headwear for drunken students.

"Shit, I nearly hit a traffic cone, could you get out and see if hes ok."

by sqrrl101 May 31, 2004

heavy traffic

Too many girls with big butts in the area.

OH YEAH LOOK AT THIS HEAVY TRAFFIC BOI

by I'm-a-jew-42 February 18, 2017

Air Traffic Control

Quite possibly the most important job in ensuring safety across the world. Making sure dumb ass pilots do not hit each other and making sure that passnengers can arrive on time regardless of what the pilots try to do to mess it up.

Wow, thanks to my great air traffic control skill, I helped 10,000 people take off and land safely and on time today.

by dash123 March 26, 2005

Traffic Teasing

When curb crawling, stopping but then pulling off very slowly whenever someone approaches drive forward slowly therefore teasing them into catching up.

Did you pick up any hookers tonight?
No I was just traffic teasing.

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007