When someone steals packages from the mailman and the mailman is being lazy. Then they just sign with crappy scribbles. Things from gems to precious metals like gold and silver, to protein powder to Gallium, Indium, and Tin, to hard to get vitamins go missing. That choline supplement you were waiting for, it's gone. The 5 hour energy drink pack you were waiting for, gone. Those dog treats or even turtle food you were waiting for, gone. The Rockstar energy drinks you were excited about, gone.
I was waiting for Choline and eugeroic king NZT and the package thief signed for it and stole it. Stupid package thief! Stupid postal service not doing their job.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 08, 2023
A popular trading cards created by Topps, Inc. Started in 1967 as a punch-out cards, and started in 1973 as stickers in 13 series, returned in 1985, 1991, and 2004-present. Has hilarity spoofed-up names of a household, food, school supplies, video games, toys, magazines, books, and everyday objects. It was popular because kids stuck these on their binders, folder, and even inside the locker doors at school. Each series contains 55 cards plus some bonuses and foil sticker cards.
I hope the Wacky Packages ANS4 will be including like BusterCard (MasterCard), Mountain Goo Code Lead (Mountain Dew Code Red), Nutroid (Metroid), TwitchBee (TwinBee), Dance Dance Repulsion (Dance Dance Revolution), and Ache 5 (Hershey's Take 5).
by ChoujinkiMetalder February 19, 2006
Swagger packages are for people who have and want the ultimate combination of money, flyness, charisma, and good looks. One who sells swagger packages is fundamentally teaching and giving the buyer an insider's look into how you can have swagger; the buyer, reciprocally, gains more swagger.
"Yo it's DJ Dyber.. still not signed, still wavy.
This is the 50K video. I am the 50k kid... ya digg?
For all you people who are broke, work with me.. get money with me.
I'm selling swagger packages, ten thousand a piece.. just sold like three of them."
This is the 50K video. I am the 50k kid... ya digg?
For all you people who are broke, work with me.. get money with me.
I'm selling swagger packages, ten thousand a piece.. just sold like three of them."
by dyberfan February 28, 2010
This action is performed by taking your male anatomy and lifting it, walking over to a female(or male if you must) or just about any object really, and simply "drop" your "package" on the object, they will be sure to feel it or get creative and ding food bells with your package, etc.
"oh my god, that dude just package dropped me and his package was SOOOO BIG, i cant wait to get with him."
by Jordan Smith February 18, 2004
by pigy0300 November 14, 2014
Mr Foxes has it all a great girlfriend who is also incredibly attractive , he has found the elusive hot package.
by Mr Foxes December 04, 2015
n. You'd better do this when you're not sure if you ended up with a Benny Boy at the local meat shack in Bangkok.
Always do a package check even though you think there is no way that the chick with no adam's apple, no body hair, smooth cheek bones and nice hips, is a MAN.
by Andy Mack August 08, 2005