Hobby Mouth

When a crackhead is so off their face that they start a fight with with her kid.

Jenny is a hobby mouth

by SteveStevenson February 4, 2023

Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.

"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."

by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025

micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.

Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.

by Bottom Ford September 29, 2010

The Hobbie Realms

A message board designed to making stupid, filthy n00bs feel like they're good, and a place where lives are wasted. (Cosmo)

The Hobbie Realms is constructed on the formation of sweating the nuts of "the Big 4" and felching much ass.

by WergMiserFunTime January 16, 2004

screen time as the sole hobby

When being in front of screens, e.g. doomscrolling on your smartphone for hours on end, now becomes the only hobby your have. This is because screen time has made you lose the interest on the hobbies you once enjoyed, hence you now prone to missing important things in life.

Ever since I got a new iPhone, I experience the phenomenon of screen time as the sole hobby; I spend hours doomscrolling and completely ignore my old passions like painting and hiking. It’s like I’m missing out on life while stuck in a digital bubble.

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

Hobby

something you do

Cool hobby you have

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020

Slipping Off the Hobby Horse

Meaning to relapse. Also someone trying achieve something but is failing to do so. Often referring to how someone is doing in there life overall.

Danielle keeps slipping off the hobby horse, she can't seem to get it together.

by Jeff Sley December 16, 2011