Teakettle

The act of covering the tip of your dick with your thumb to hold back a load of cum. Then releasing your thumb and spraying the face of your partner.

I hope she has tissues, cuz i'm gonna teakettle that bitch.

by Frozen Shoulder October 2, 2014

teakers

a slang term for breasts

check out the teakers on that one.

by urjealousofmywetsuit April 2, 2010

Tecate Bukkake

A drinking game, take a Tecate, shake it up, poke holes in it just like a shotgun, pop the tab and spray and chug.

Andrew: Let's play Tecate Bukkake!
*Eric shakes up can and pokes hole*
*Sprays all over girls in teeshirts who try to drink the mexican glory*
Andrew: TECATE BUKKAKE!

by Tecatsey August 11, 2010

Teacake

The act of doing a jobby on a male/female's body and mixing jizz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit

Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny

Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/

by Alexxxio March 21, 2010

Teak

Teak is the name of the greatest man who has ever lived.

There’s literally something divine about him. A god in human form.

Person 1: Who is the greatest guy who ever lived?

Person 2: Maybe Jesus, actually nah it’s definitely Teak

by Agamemnon1000 November 24, 2021

teaking

Using meth/cocaine/crack. Commonly used my sublime!

Teaking every weekend and we just can't take it

by Sublimebaby February 28, 2008

tecktonik

A supposedly "new" Parisian rave type dance where the dancer flails their arms like a humongous gaylord and pretty much jogs in place.

American ravers have been doing a better glowstick version of this for over 15 years.

American tourist: Look at the little toad-sucker! He's "tecktonik-ing"!

Faggy french-boy: 'Zis is the best dance ever invented, non?

American tourist: Non is right. (beats spazztic frenchie with a glowstick)

by SWrath October 5, 2007