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Jersey Shore Douche Bag

One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"
The sitiuation from jersey shore is a jersey shore douche bag
by thats right mofo March 19, 2011
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Shore

A joking/sarcastic way to say yes or sure. This response is commonly used to sound foolish when responding to something.
Mike: Want to go do something stupid?!?!
Greg: Shore!!!!
by shores February 24, 2013
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tortoise shore

A cheap alternative to the well known Turtle Beach headsets, the Tortoise Shore is a homemade device used for online video game play. It is made from a pair of headphones being worn on top of your game headset, which can cause significant discomfort.
Pro: Wow kid I heard you coming from a mile away with my $200 Turtle Beach.

Random: Well I can only afford this lousy Tortoise Shore, so I guess I deserved to lose.
by BiirdMan May 30, 2009
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Jersey Shore

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Slore

A cross between a slut and a whore.
Diana is a real slore.
by DMJohnson December 31, 2014
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Shore Shower

Spraying your entire body and clothing with perfume as opposed to taking an actual shower
"Snookie are you gonna shower?"
"No time, I'll just take a shore shower"
by Snooks123 June 20, 2012
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whore-spores

when you are around a promiscuous girl or the village slut, the act of not breathing for fear of inhaling her skankiness.
Uggh, I had to hold my breath for 5 minutes because I didn't want to inhale any whore-spores from that skanky ho Regina Blobbs.
by Ernie von Schledorn May 3, 2008
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