Thotpocalypse

The modern dating end-times where genuine connection gets wiped out by a tidal wave of baddie behavior, clout-chasing, and digital thirst traps.
“We used to shoot our shot in person. Now I gotta compete with dudes in Dubai and her Amazon wishlist. It’s the damn Thotpocalypse.”
by shores June 29, 2025
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Hoeconomy

The overwhelming majority of women operating in today’s dating market who treat relationships like transactional deals—offering minimal effort and maximum entitlement, chasing clout, validation, and easy money, while ghosting, gaslighting, and demanding high-value men with zero accountability.
“Man, dating’s dead. It’s all just a hoeconomy now—fake love, fake vibes, and fake loyalty.”
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Shore

A joking/sarcastic way to say yes or sure. This response is commonly used to sound foolish when responding to something.
Mike: Want to go do something stupid?!?!
Greg: Shore!!!!
by shores February 24, 2013
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Hoeflation

The catastrophic drop in the value of the average modern woman as a long-term partner due to the skyrocketing supply of thirst traps, emotional damage, delusion, and digital attention-seeking.

Think inflation, but instead of milk and gas going up, it’s body counts, BBLs, and expectations—while effort, loyalty, and self-awareness hit recession levels.
“This ain’t dating anymore, it’s hoeflation. Girls with $30 lashes, $5 morals, and $0 loyalty out here demanding a man who’s 6’3”, makes six figures, and heals their trauma like a licensed therapist.
by shores June 29, 2025
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InstaDelusional

A woman whose ego is inflated by filters, likes, and simps in her DMs—believing she’s out of everyone’s league while offering the personality of a Ring camera.
“She’s a cashier with a selfie addiction and thinks she deserves a millionaire. She’s full-on InstaDelusional.”
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Instatute

A modern woman who turned Instagram into her résumé and OnlyFans into her retirement plan. She believes she's the prize because 4,000 dudes left thirsty emojis — yet she can’t hold a conversation, a relationship, or a job longer than three months.
"She’s got 12K followers, a link in bio, and a ‘no broke men’ rule. Sis is an Instatute!"
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