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What you yell after you get kneed in the stomach on a JetBlue flight
The King: “Take your shit and get out of my seat, please!” 5-second pause “KTNBOTP.” Smirks.
Stewardess: “Sir, please stop! You need to stop, there are children...”
The King: “N!!!!”
KTNBOTP by shores August 18, 2026
The bottom 99% of civilization: the people who spend more time worrying about celebrities, athletes, and those with tremendous success and wealth than they do about their own lives.
Jake: “Dude, did you know this player is from this city, went to this high school, had 27 points in his sophomore season, and his mom’s maiden name is—”

Tyler: “Jake, STFU. You’re a professional glazer. You know more about this dude’s life than your own.”
Glazer by shores August 18, 2026
One of gods greatest gifts to mankind

( • Y • )
"I motorboated the fuck outta chloes yabos last night"
Yabos by shores July 14, 2026

Hoeflation

Hoeflation (noun): A term used to describe the phenomenon where women, often influenced by social media, celebrity culture, and modern dating apps, raise their standards or expectations for partners, particularly in terms of wealth, status, or appearance, while failing to offer the same level of value or qualities in return. This leads to an imbalance where expectations for a high-value partner are inflated, but the individual themselves is seen as not meeting the same standards. It’s often viewed critically, as contributing to unrealistic expectations in modern dating dynamics.
Calculated by:
Hoeflation = (Expectations x Social Media) ÷ (Self-Improvement + Real-Life Effort)
Hoeflation by shores April 30, 2026

Instatute 

A modern woman who turned Instagram into her résumé and OnlyFans into her retirement plan. She believes she's the prize because 4,000 dudes left thirsty emojis — yet she can’t hold a conversation, a relationship, or a job longer than three months.
"She’s got 12K followers, a link in bio, and a ‘no broke men’ rule. Sis is an Instatute!"
Instatute by shores June 29, 2025

InstaDelusional 

A woman whose ego is inflated by filters, likes, and simps in her DMs—believing she’s out of everyone’s league while offering the personality of a Ring camera.
“She’s a cashier with a selfie addiction and thinks she deserves a millionaire. She’s full-on InstaDelusional.”
InstaDelusional by shores June 29, 2025

Hoeconomy 

The overwhelming majority of women operating in today’s dating market who treat relationships like transactional deals—offering minimal effort and maximum entitlement, chasing clout, validation, and easy money, while ghosting, gaslighting, and demanding high-value men with zero accountability.
“Man, dating’s dead. It’s all just a hoeconomy now—fake love, fake vibes, and fake loyalty.”
Hoeconomy by shores June 29, 2025
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