purple headed yoghurt slinger

A Cock, plain and simple.

by Chest August 3, 2003

Master splinter

A person who looks like a rat, but with the training of the Karate. So in essence Master Splinter is just a Ninja Rat Boy

Ahh! Master Splinter you have honoured us with your presence.

by Maverick October 13, 2003

splinter cell

Another term for a splinter cell is a type of cell (aka : militia-type group) that is seperated into an, often secret, location.

Splinter Cell is the name of a kickass game from Tom Clancy (even though there is a claim that he had no relation whatsoever to its development), brought to us by Ubisoft. Sam Fisher is a splinter cell, working overseas by himself, but equipped with technology that lets his buddies in the US government pinpoint his every location and every doing.

"Being monitored 24-7 sounds like hell actually."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

splenge

is for splenge (retarded baby animals on newgrounds.com)

splenge is for splenge

by mrbig August 3, 2004

Splange

Splange - adjective

Used to describe what someone is talking about.
It is the verbal equivalent to chatting shit and/or shit talking (or better known as trash talking)

Splange finds the majority of its usage amongst Blacks in the United Kingdom

Always - chattin' splange
He's not the - fuckin' guy
He's just a - stupid boy
I should - slap mans face
- Tempa T

A: You're such a dumb motherfucker, I'm gonna fuck your mom; the bitch
B: Stop splangin' me

I'm gonna splange this youtube video

by rzhhhh November 12, 2011

spline

The object which Maxis likes to reticulate.

1: "What are you reticulating, dude?"
2: "My favorite dish-- Splines!"

by Airwalker October 2, 2003

Splinter

splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.

"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."

by captchichi April 16, 2010