splaffing

jus a note from richard brick to all the kids out there. don't smoke....... or felch. I've heard from my good friend Samwise Ganji (see Sam Jones), that felching aint very nice. I wouldn't know.

Don't Smoke

by Hmmm, I Wonder Who February 8, 2004

Spaff

To jizz in ur eye by accident.

i spaffed last night.

by lolololololoololl November 24, 2016

spaff

stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away -possessions with no discernible value other than to the owner

used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's

got to sort out the spaff mountain - there must be stuff the charity shop would want and we can recycle the rest

by richard November 9, 2004

spaff

To cockslap, as it were.

One with an enormously large penis could potentially spaff a city, sending skyscrapers tumbling (imagine if the planes that flew into the World Trade Center were a giant penis--that would be a a city-spaffing.)

Also:

He finished rocking the crib with a swift spaff of the baby.

by Nate March 10, 2005

spaff

to slap your dick on a womans face (the other definitions are wrong)

I spaffed your mother last night. She received a good spaffing.

by o_O~ April 21, 2004

spaffit

female genetalia

a.k.a the vagina/clitoris

by Rebel July 19, 2003

spaffage

To spaff (or rain devastation down) on an area. Originates from the PC Game 'Battlefield 1942' where artilliary can lay down massive amounts of devastation on an area.

The Artilliary was laying spaffage down on the axis spawn point.

by Jingles July 17, 2004