sharty tarts

Code for "time out, I quit, no restarts"... to proclaim you won't do something

Friend's mother: "Someone take the trash out"
You: "Sharty tarts"

by chedderbobyoass December 3, 2016

sporty bois

the legends themselves that get all the clout

that group of guys are sporty bois

by iamusingurbandictionaryrightno June 8, 2018

Spartan jukebox

Swedish term referring to the act of penetrating ones crush from behind, while wearing a spartan helmet and singing famous songs from the 60’s such as Good Vibrations. At the moment of ejaculation, the man shouts out the simple term: ”THIS IS SPARTA!”.

Friend: Hey man, wanna chill tonight?

You: Nah, bruh. Imma meet up with Greta tonight to perform the Spartan Jukebox

Friend: Habibi, good luck my nibba

by hshsba October 17, 2019

Spartex

Spartex is the ultimate form of masculinity, as are giant tumors!

Bro! That song is solo spartex!🤩

by George+123 April 6, 2022

Spartanburg pour

A comically large glass of wine, often exceeding 8oz

Dan I’ve had a long day, give me a Spartanburg pour.

by Cranberry1890 May 27, 2023

spartan kick

A mighty kick during which the kicker stands on one leg, while bending the other leg up against the body before thrusting it forward with conviction. Often used to kick unfriendly black people into pits as seen in the movie 300.

Tequila does not agree with Carbs, so he Spartan Kicked a big dent into that crappy PT cruiser.

by Zacheryy March 26, 2007

spartanthumb

jamming your thumb up a chicks ass

damn that chick is fine!id give that bitch the spartanthumb.

by jesse and gary January 7, 2008