ben softkins

the friend who does come out because he loves to do homework

ben softkins went to the store to buy some felt

by championship champ January 20, 2009

Miss Softie

a chick so ugly just thinking about her will turn your hard cock into a softy.

That Joan Rivers is a Miss Softie

by sarcomax January 21, 2003

softie

A person who cannot take pain, struggle, or hard work. A softie needs everything to be comfortable and will complain if it is not

He doesn't ever come to lifting in the morning, he's just a big softie

by Erok856 November 21, 2011

Softies

A game played by two men, in which each principle removes his pants and, standing face to face with his opponent, swings his limp penis against the other's. The first person to become erect loses and is then subjected to an assault and homophobic slurs.

Keith and James played a game of Softies. Now Keith has a black eye, and evidently he's a fag.

by CamShaft January 19, 2014

Sifting

the lifting up of the male or female breast

Did you just see that sifting action, he got three inches on it

by frank delecrem November 9, 2005

softitis

The affliction or condition of being soft.

Jeff hasn't partied with us in 3 weeks. I think he has softitis.

by JS12NY October 26, 2006

swofting

Sex while on face time.

While fucking this bitch I decided to swoft my friend. He was fucking his girl at the same time so we ended up Swofting.

by DwarfTears November 14, 2017