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sleeperbater

one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.
rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.
by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005
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Am I My Brother's Keeper?

It's a memorable quote in the bible found in Genesis 4:9, meaning:

1. Are you responsible for how you respond to your brother?

2. Are you held accountable for how you treat your fellow man?

It's really a sarcastic question/remark from Cain to God after Cain killed his brother, Abel, to keep from admitting to the fact that he did kill Abel.
Nino Brown: To CMB. On and on. Am I my brother's keeper?

CMB: Yes I am.

Nino Brown (louder): Am I my brother's keeper?!

CMB (louder): Yes I am.!

Nino Brown (louder): Am I...my brother's keeper?!!!

CMB (louder): Yes...I...am.!!!

The Duh Duh Man (studdering): Yes.......I am.!!!

-from NEW JACK CITY (1991)
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2006
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skeeter

1. Though thought to be blue, Skeeter Valentine was indeed black. The only man who could beat box, brake dance, and wear MC Hammer pants in a cartoon show through the early - mid 90's. The only other blue-violet colored person on the show, "Bee Bee", was Skeeter's girlfriend at a point, and she was so black she was purple, thus making her Haitian.

2. One who ejaqulates.
Doug: Man I don't know how to dance.
Skeeter: Let me show you Doug *dances*
Doug: Am I doing it right now?
Skeeter: Nope. HEH HEH!
Doug: Why can you dance and I can't?
Skeeter: Because I'm black.
by Kadafi January 31, 2005
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skeever beaver

A vagina that is absurdly dirty, abused, sloppy, and loose.
Yo, I bet Angelina Jolie has a skeever beaver.
by Jumoma June 3, 2006
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skeeter's ear

Condition of having skeet in one's ear.
skeeter's ear An example.. skeet+ear= make a wild fucking guess.
by ThereAreNoNamesLeft July 5, 2006
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skeezerd

Being offered a lapdance from an unattractive stripper, and cowardly suggesting a nearby friend as a replacement.
Man that stripper had some nasty ass breath...why did you send her to me? You know I hate being skeezerd.
by cesar the skeezer August 4, 2009
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dick sweeper

big harry mustache located above the lip; without any other facial hair
by Walter K. Prescott February 5, 2010
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