siesta

Consensual sex with a sleeping person.

My wife said she had a headache, so she took two sleeping pills and told me to have a siesta.

by Djentophile October 20, 2010

Siesta Village

or just "the village" a strip of of tourist shops and shithole bars on a road full of slow ass drivers and idiot pedestrains. During the week its only a few old poeople who even dare leave their precious little beach condos. weekends you get high, fucked up, and drunk. As for the "natives" were the ones that ride bicycles around with barefeet and a fishing pole. If your old you just go around in your buick and rat on the teenagers, ya thanks alot. middle-aged people are either the rich families or single men with no jobs who go to the beach. If your in your twenties good for you go get fucked up and laid at on the infamous bars. If your a teenager living here you might as well get high cuz there's nothing else to do.

Teen 1: Aye my native get high at the drum circle?

Teen 2: Fuck that shit the popo aint gonna take all our weed again

Teen 3: you guys gonna hit up sum shit at the beach

Teen 1: wa wrong wit you boi, fuck this im ridin to da siesta village

Teen 2: dude hes trippin

Teen 1: you wanna buy sum mids from me

Teen 2: oh sit its the cops

Teen 1: again!

by the941 March 11, 2011

siesta

the rest taken after after a full day of heavy drinking

Brian:what you got planned today then?
Euan:SIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAAAA
Brian:a siesta is what we all need after yesterday

by euan326 October 1, 2008

Sista sista

A term used by basic white girls who wear Simply Southern t-shirts and HeyDudes, to refer to another female who they would consider their own “sister”, even if they aren’t close friends.

*girl posts a snap selfie of herself and a random girl she’s been hanging out with*

*girl comments: “sista sista”

by reality_observer March 25, 2021

Siesta Lago

A trailer park in Kissimmee, Florida. An atmosphere where random people whistle at you like a dog. The whole place is bad news. There are carjackers, drug fiends and dealers, and horrible tuba bass lines that can be heard throughout the hood...I mean park. Most people who live there have lowered cars which scrape on all the speed bumps and can be quite hilarious to watch. The only place I can think of that is as bad as Siesta Lago is Reef Club. Basically, don't live there...and if you do, MOVE OUT!

Omg! A mini van with spinners and chameleon paint! We are def. in Siesta Lago

by mizzawesome March 5, 2011

turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.

Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!

by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011

siesta

Period of downtime occuring after John Thomas expels his gentleman's relish.

After I polished my one-gun salute, my wife came home and gave me a milkman's greeting, but it was obvious John Thomas was in the middle of his siesta.

by Safari October 9, 2004