shrinkage

When a penis shrinks due tobeing exposed to cold weather. The pensis can become very small in comparison to normal, room temperature size. Highly unpleasent sight for an male.

I got in from the cold, went to the toilet, and when I unzipped I saw the shrinkage on my penis.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

shrinky dinks

Product for children. Sheets of shrinkable plastic that can be colored in and cut out. Most important think is that after baking in an oven they shrink few times of its original size.

I remember that I made Christmas toys with Shrinky Dinks when I was in elementary school.

by Piotr Nowicki June 27, 2007

Shronk

Verb for Incest
Combo of Shrek and Mike Wazowski

DUDE, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHRONK YOUR SISTER. YOU PERVERT

by SHRONKER6900 October 31, 2017

Shrink

A therapist, one in the mental health profession, a "headshrinker"

Dude, I can't go out tomorrow night, I gotta meet with my shrink, he thinks I am depressed.

by Rosebello February 18, 2009

Boner Shrinker

Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner.

On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.

I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.

by Kr1574 February 21, 2009

Shrinkage

when your dick shrinks after being at the pool or in the ocean for a long period of time

yo I was at the pool and I went to bone my girl only for her to call me small! DAM YOU SHRINKAGE

by The spy queen August 2, 2015

shrinkled

It is a term used to define anything that is shriveled and wrinkled.

Dude! Your grandma is shrinkled.

After he got out of the bath, he was a shrinkled as a prune.

by linc_57 May 23, 2008