Shitcoin

A word used to make a bad situation good.

Frank: hey George did you win the two square game?
George: it was a close game but I lost.

Frank: ohh shitcoin

Karen: “I’m breaking up with you”
Clive: “oHh shitcoin”

by T. Ross August 18, 2019

Sitcom fold

This is the action of folding something in half once and just rolling it up the rest of the way as if you actually cared about folding it.

Derek: Dude, let's go. I'm about to just leave you here.

Mark: My girlfriend told me to fold this laundry.

Derek: Oh, come on! Just do a couple of sitcom folds and roll out!

by Chaklet Kake June 28, 2010

shitsome

Abusive word shit generally used to abuse some one's face.

That girl has a shitsome face; no wonder has no boyfriend.

by SDCool March 21, 2016

shitcum

when your taking a shit but you get to horny and say fuck it im jerkin off and then you shit and cum at the same time

hey sam what are you doing rn?
oh nothing

hey sam wanna talk no im gonna shitcum

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK February 3, 2023

The Sitcom.

Only the beefest show to some day be on Channel Four. With classic moments. That you will cherish. Forever.

Mostly people screaming and falling off bikes.

"Oh fuck, I thought it was a hill"

(classic Sitcom line)

by Emo Jo April 18, 2005

Oh My Eighties Sitcom

-Also called OMES.

"Oh my eighties sitcom!" is a term meaning "oh my god!"

However, OMES is usually said when something mind-numbingly sweet or heroic happens, derived from eighties' sitcoms which almost always had a happy ending, or good ultimately triumphs over evil.

Can also be used to express sarcasm.

Star Trek: The Next Generation is a good example of OMES, where Picard almost always finds a way to ultimately defeat the bad guy... but that's another story altogether.

Trixie: It was so sweet... Rob asked Ellie out after having a crush on her for three whole weeks!
Delaney: Oh My Eighties Sitcom!

Sammy: And then, at the last minute, Mary Sue managed to save the day!
Lizzie: OMES...

by Lil Miss Magic July 1, 2009

Shitcorn

A great log of shit with yellowish rock hard warts. This warts resemble corn and this is how the name of this strand of feces has been coined.

Man did you hear of the Shitcorn he deposited into his untamed toilet last night?" "Ya, that was a legendary Shitcorn, it whipped his toilet right into shape!

by Zach_W_ September 1, 2010