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schuman shocker

Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!
when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....
by Geoffrey Schuman February 16, 2005
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shithead shocker

The act of sticking the head of a person (usually of diminutive status) in a toilet bowl full of feces and flushing away. The combination of being smothered by nasty toilet water and swirling shit makes the poor shmuck feel even worse about him/herself. (Not to be confused to the actual shocker)
Yo dude! The bowl's overflowing; let's find a poor unsuspecting punk to give the shithead shocker.

I hope I don't see Ralph and Tony today. Last time I saw them, they gave me the shithead shocker.
by Dudedude August 4, 2006
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rock the shocker

While holding the ring finger with the thumb, you insert the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the anus.
by shaele May 23, 2007
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shacket

A cross between a shirt and a jacket similar to the apparel of builders.
Hey hans, take off that sexy shacket and come on over here baby.
by crumply June 11, 2006
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thug shaker

a thug shaker is a black man, typically dressed in a gangster’s attire butt naked dripping with oil twerking.
roku: “ I’m a thug shaker bru ong”
r8vilo: “bru no you ain’t, quit lying!”
roku: *starts twerking like a thugshaker dripping with oil”
by @r8vilo May 19, 2022
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The Shocker

Verb: The sexual act that consists of the dominant partner, either male or female, giving the more subtle female partner pleasure by inserting the index and middle fingers into her vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand into her anus. She is pleasured by the slow/fast thrusting of the hand in and out of the orifices.

The Shocker is also known as:
1. 2 in the juice, 1 in the deuce
2. 2 in the pookie, 1 in the dookie
3. 2 in the cummer, 1 in the plumber
4. 2 in the meat pie, 1 in the brown eye
5. 2 in the kook, 1 in the dook

Noun: That really intense yellow bad guy from the Spiderman comics.
Verb-
Marc: "Whats the shocker?"
Taylor: "Its two in the fish bowl, one in the corn-hole!"

Noun-
Spiderman: "Oh god, its the shocker!"
by the storm drains May 3, 2008
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slacker your face

A term used in place of 'slap your face', inspired by the trance track 'Your Face' by 'Slacker'.
I ought to slacker your face!
by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007
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