stinky seconds

Using a toilet or lavatory immediately after someone has completed making a bowel movement. The second person must then suffer the stench left by the previous tenet.

Bill beat me to the bathroom, so I had to take stinky seconds.

by Miyako December 30, 2008

destroyed in seconds

a show on the science channel (although it was originally on the discovery channel) about things going horifically wrong, as told through archive footage from camcorders and security cams and the likes. the show is hosted and narrated by ron pitts, who has the easiest job in the world (give in intro and an enthuthiastic narration of an explosion).
regular events on the show:
explosions
speed boat wrecks
car/motorcycle crashes
stunts gone wrong
solid show that provides good bursts of half hour entertainment.

I was flipping through the channels the other day and came across an awesome explosion. Intruiged, I stayed on the channel, and heard the enthuthiastic narration of Ron Pitts, confirming that this was, in fact, Destroyed in Seconds. I watched for the next twenty minutes, intruiged by the premise of destruction.

by wpk914 November 8, 2010

30 Seconds To Mars

Jared, Shannon and Tomo. 3 of the most amazing men in the world. they make you believe, there music changes you. makes you think differently of life. there music is theory mixed with reality of the power that truth holds. once you join you never go back. yes it is a cult.

you will forever be echelon..

30 seconds to mars has the most amazing music in the world

by i_am_echelon September 11, 2011

Sloppy Seconds

When you eat the loose sloppy joes that fell on your plate after eating the sandwich.

Those were some great sloppy joes. Time to eat up the sloppy seconds.

by cambronshinn November 17, 2013

Two Seconds

The amount of time required to complete a task one has failed to complete, and is being scolded about.

Teacher: Why can't you write your name legibly on your tests? It only takes Two Seconds to write your name.

Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?

by suecra13 November 10, 2011

Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is fucking your Fleshlight again without cleaning it and using your own cum as lube.

I forgot to clean my Fleshlight, so I just got Fleshlight Seconds this morning!

by eda-skip November 1, 2021

sloppy seconds

n. second crack at a girl in less than 24 hours. See also Floppy Fourths.

"Duffy got sloppy seconds since Al couldn't finish the job."

by warren November 26, 2002