Definitions by suecra13
Two Seconds
The amount of time required to complete a task one has failed to complete, and is being scolded about.
Teacher: Why can't you write your name legibly on your tests? It only takes Two Seconds to write your name.
Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?
Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?
Two Seconds by suecra13 November 10, 2011
The H.N.L.
The acronym of the phrase "A WHOLE ANOTHER LEVEL" spoken in a grammatically incorrect manner, such as " wHOE NUVHA LEVA", with the "W" being silent. Origionally started on M.A.D. TV.
Annoying guy: HAY YO, BRENDAN FRAIZER!
Brendan Fraser: Hello, I guess you are a fan of my movies.
Annoying guy: MAN, U WAS IN DAT MOVIE MAN, WITH....UM.....UM.......DEM MUMMIZ, AND U WAS SO COO MAN, WITH THE GUNZ, AND THROWIN THAT CHAIR MAN.
Brendan Fraser: ..........Thank you?
Annoying guy: MAAAAN, YOU TOOK CHAIR THROWIN TO A wHOE, NUVHA LEVA........The H.N.L., MY BRUTA, DA H.N.L.
Brendan Fraser:...............What?
Brendan Fraser: Hello, I guess you are a fan of my movies.
Annoying guy: MAN, U WAS IN DAT MOVIE MAN, WITH....UM.....UM.......DEM MUMMIZ, AND U WAS SO COO MAN, WITH THE GUNZ, AND THROWIN THAT CHAIR MAN.
Brendan Fraser: ..........Thank you?
Annoying guy: MAAAAN, YOU TOOK CHAIR THROWIN TO A wHOE, NUVHA LEVA........The H.N.L., MY BRUTA, DA H.N.L.
Brendan Fraser:...............What?
The H.N.L. by suecra13 November 4, 2009
It ain't none.
A one phrase statement used by some teenagers to end arguments they don't feel like dealing with anymore. Usually used when losing an argument, or arguing with children.
Mark: I'm sure it was Eddie Murphy in Going to America.
Rod: No, that was will smith.
Mark: I just watched it yesterday, I'm sure that was Eddie Murphy.
Rod: No, you're mistaken, it was WILL SMITH.
Mark: I TOOK AN FFING SCREENSHOT YOU DOUCHE, IT WAS EDDIE MURPHY! *Shows Screen shot*
Rod. IT AIN'T NONE. >:(
Rod: No, that was will smith.
Mark: I just watched it yesterday, I'm sure that was Eddie Murphy.
Rod: No, you're mistaken, it was WILL SMITH.
Mark: I TOOK AN FFING SCREENSHOT YOU DOUCHE, IT WAS EDDIE MURPHY! *Shows Screen shot*
Rod. IT AIN'T NONE. >:(
It ain't none. by suecra13 October 18, 2009
Chibi Chaser
A person, usually a guy, who's usually large themselves, and tends to be attracted to very small petite person of the other sex.
-Did you see Eric? He was talking to Sharon today. :D
-Really? She's like half his height....and a 4th his weight...
-I know right? He's really a Chibi Chaser.
-Really? She's like half his height....and a 4th his weight...
-I know right? He's really a Chibi Chaser.
Chibi Chaser by suecra13 September 14, 2009