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Scrumpette

An attractive woman who you want to take home and "eat out".
She's quite the scrumpette, wouldn't mind growling her all night.
by GeeDerp August 20, 2011
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Scrumbler

When a man explicits flatulence and the vibes creep up and rumbles his scrotum.
Her blind date turned red with embarrassment as she heard his scrumbler across the table!
by Ligra Talon December 14, 2020
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Scruffles

1. One large cyst.
2. A fat white kid who thinks he can write techno and play bass with no rhythm who doesn't bathe and finds it amusing to do the Truffle Shuffle even though it makes people sick. (like it never did in that dumb movie)
3. Apricot Pudding
4. A large pacific islander who pays rent on a trailer in the lower southwest who eats cats and and small children who tend to wander into her yard and gets very disgruntled when she finds out that they are not toothless rednecks who drink drano and looking for a good time.
James says: Hey have you seen Scruffles lately?
Ed says: No James I haven't.
James: I haven't seen Scruffles since he was scruffling that small Cuban boy in her trailer.
Ed: I know, that day we were wasted on acid was an adventure wasn't it.
James: My ass hasn't felt the same.
by Noshimonoriku December 17, 2008
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scrumpet

a stupid person or blond person generaly a girl, can also mean lesbian (context dependant)in some cases it could mean anything its what u want it to mean
"that girl is such a scrumpet"

"she is such a scrumpet the other day she said 2x2=6"

"ahh im such a scrumpet! lol"
by lockie_oz September 15, 2006
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scrumpet

A brittish delecacy which has a small amount of rat feces in its ingredients.
shall we have tea and scrumpets with our evening meal?
by soapy nipples January 15, 2005
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scrumble bumble

oooii that scrumble bumble matee !!!!
by brruuupp--sara February 28, 2009
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scrimple

a word that can be used in any context.
it can be used as an adj, noun, verb.. anything.
"can i scrimple that ciggy?"
"lets go scrimple up change and get a coke."
"i cant believe i scrimpled that nasty chick last night."
"that cop needs to stop scrimpling on us."
"i got so drunk the other night, i went home and scrimpled all over the bed."
etc, etc...
by MightyyMuhFkknMousee June 8, 2011
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