Schlinger

A male who doesn't control the location of his ejaculate after orgasm

That guy is such a schlinger he comes back to work after lunch with sperm of his shirt and pants

by cmoreride July 1, 2024

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Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

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Scholling

Getting the absolute life sucked out of your meat like there is no tomorrow.

Hey Nick, I heard you got a killer scholling last night. I wish I could get scholled, can I borrow your shirt?

by Troy2110 October 7, 2025

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Schizzing

The act of laughing at something on your phone while alone in public, often feeling self-conscious as if people might think you’re schizophrenic.

• “I was schizzing on the bus yesterday at that TikTok, and everyone kept staring.”
• “Stop schizzing in the coffee shop before someone thinks you’re crazy!”

Origin: Coined by Lindsey to describe the awkward but hilarious feeling of laughing at your phone in public.

by Amisch October 20, 2025

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Emma Schillings

emma is a girl that looks like a flower and loves memes! ELMO
she believes that she is the worst person alive but in reality, she is NOT!
she is the most amazing person in the well-known universe.

Emma schillings stop laughing at memes! and Let me win at uno

by Beckie1135 September 3, 2018

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