Schrink

n. slang for a psychologist, psychiatrist, or other mental health professional who conducts psychotherapy.

"I don't wanna go to a schrink" - Я не хочу идти к мозгоправу

by yanix May 9, 2024

schrunky

when a person's penis consumes most of the oxygen supply in their body leaving little to no oxygen for their brain causing them to be a little stupid and have a bad memory and weak physical health.

this might happen due to an abnormally large penis.

1:'hey did you see the new guy in college? '
2:'yes, words going around that he's kinda schrunky'

by that schrunky guy May 9, 2024

Shronk

Shronk (noun, verb, adjective): a state of being; a universal placeholder, capable of representing anything at any time.

Yooo he look Shronky asf.

by Shronk Man March 24, 2026

Wonky schlonky

Wonky schlonky is a act of kindness after being put in a complicated situation

This guy fucked my ass without my permission so i gave him a Wonky schlonky

by AnalThief May 8, 2021

donky shronk

A word with absolutely no meaning whatsoever. However, the word is often used in inconspicuous and mysterious ways to deter someone.

John: Such a beautiful day out today isn't it?
Riley: Yeah, the presence of donky shronk is magnificent.
John: What?

2nd Example:
Tony: This chicken is great, did you cook it yourself?
Riley: Yes, I even added extra donky shronk, can you taste the donky shronk?
Tony: What is that?

3rd Example:
Bill: Where do you plan on going this evening?
Riley: I think we should go to donky shronk
Bill: What?

by supertzar November 16, 2023

Wonkle Schponk

Another way of saying "weener"

DUDE, PUT AWAY YOUR WONKLE SCHPONK THAT'S GROSS!

by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025