When someone has the identical penis as you, you are unrelated, but the same penis, testicle do not have resemble eachother.
-Dude, you're my schlagendopper!
Hey! If you bone my ol lady she couldn't tell the difference, because you're my schlagendopper!
Hey! If you bone my ol lady she couldn't tell the difference, because you're my schlagendopper!
by BigBeauJangles March 13, 2025
Get the schlagendopper mug.A "Schlaboing" is usually a mighty, overflowing, throbbing male reproductive organ. It is mostly located on weebs and discord mods lower half, between the legs. Sometimes it can be impotent and frightfully small.
*Adrien just gave an immaculate pounding to his nezuko bodypillow and came into a jar, with his grandmas picture inside.*
Nezuko chan: Adrian made flamefully erotic kinky love to my whimsically tight puh, but his schlaboing exploded into a jar with a picture of my silly little boys sexy grandma inside.
Adrien san: Sorry nezuko... It's national grandma's day. I had to...
Nezuko chan: Don't worry... I would happily include your milfy granny with her big mommy milkers in our hot acts.
Adrien san: Thanks. It means a lot to me.
Nezuko chan: I love you, and your schlaboing.
Adrien san: I love you too pookie.
Adrien's Granny from the speakers in adriens gooncave: I love you too kids. I had a wonderful time in the camera room.
Adrien san, Nezuko chan: Hiii grandmaaaa!!!
--Happy End--
Nezuko chan: Adrian made flamefully erotic kinky love to my whimsically tight puh, but his schlaboing exploded into a jar with a picture of my silly little boys sexy grandma inside.
Adrien san: Sorry nezuko... It's national grandma's day. I had to...
Nezuko chan: Don't worry... I would happily include your milfy granny with her big mommy milkers in our hot acts.
Adrien san: Thanks. It means a lot to me.
Nezuko chan: I love you, and your schlaboing.
Adrien san: I love you too pookie.
Adrien's Granny from the speakers in adriens gooncave: I love you too kids. I had a wonderful time in the camera room.
Adrien san, Nezuko chan: Hiii grandmaaaa!!!
--Happy End--
by Gubobubo December 8, 2025
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Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)
John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."
by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026
Get the schlinking it (triangle style) mug."Den Schlanken" is german for "The Thin". When your friend is in a 1 versus X position in an FPS game, you usually say "Mach den Schlanken" or "Do the Thin" which means, "Take his Life" or "Fucking end him". Or in other words, fucking obliterate and kill him.
Person 1: Bro shit I have to kill 5 dudes on my own.
Person 2 (Spectator) : Fuck it mach den Schlanken bro.
Person 2 (Spectator) : Fuck it mach den Schlanken bro.
by BBoyFortniteDance March 7, 2020
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Es würde eigentlich tannenbaum schlagen gesagt
Danach haben wir darüber diskutiert was man unter Tampon schlagen verstehen kann
Es würde eigentlich tannenbaum schlagen gesagt
Danach haben wir darüber diskutiert was man unter Tampon schlagen verstehen kann
by Helden February 21, 2022
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