Benevelont cartoon character developed by Coca Cola in the early 1900's to help sell children into life-long product devotion. The secret ingredient is not inside the can of "soft drink", it is in the security all Santa devotees feel within themselves when they see the red and white coloring on the outside of the Coca Cola product. Empires are built from the water out.
by Satan Clause December 25, 2003
To strip over a video chat.
by santaboy October 26, 2009
A modern adaption of the German St. Nikolas, once said to give out presents to good boys and girls, now a cheap, easy advertising gimmick, see also crass commerse in the Duncan book of cyinicism
by Duncan January 14, 2004
A fat oaf who sits around fucking his raindears in the ars shouting do it harder in my ars but santas wife saids I don't want to fuck you in your fuck hole
by Swing bat 942 June 05, 2017
Satan spelled wrong. The image of the jolly old fat man is actually a marketing image used by the coca-cola company in the '50s, and used to make the Satan worshiping capitalist ideal more friendly
by steve form accounting April 09, 2008
Some old fat bastard with a pissed off wife because he only comes once a year, and its down everybody elses chimney.
by Splice87 January 05, 2004
a fat man who falls down your chimney on christmas and eats all your cookies and drinks your milk
~gives you gifts but writes exactly like your parents
~is super old like 1,000 years old
~brings joy to everyone!! :
~gives you gifts but writes exactly like your parents
~is super old like 1,000 years old
~brings joy to everyone!! :
by ilovesanta101 December 14, 2009