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Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome

When someone watches too much CNN and fake news to the point where they sacrifice their rational thinking and evaluation of information to the point in which they protest shouting gobbledygook information, which has no rationale behind it in most cases, or very little. When asked how so or why you'll usually get told in broad generalities or blatant lies i.e.

Person 1: Fuck trump
person 2: whats bad about trump
person 1: everything
person 2: well if everything is bad then you should easily be able to tell me 3 things
person 1:*walks away*
"Donald trump is worse than hitler" is a very very good example of irrational liberal's gobbledygook rant syndrome, cmmon now 0 people have been subjected to genocide from trump, while hitler subjected 6 million+ people to genocide.

Ben Shapiro is a fascist, is a good example of Antifa's Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome in play.
by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup February 28, 2019
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R.O.R. random Obama rant

When in the midst of a conversation, one participant goes into a random, unprovoked rant about President Obama.
You should have heard my father's R.O.R. random Obama rant last night. During dinner, for no apparent reason, he stood up and shouted, "That President Obama has a fake birth certificate!"
by tripp1009 January 27, 2014
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rant merchant

A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.
"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
by RantMerchant October 26, 2009
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Wine n Rant

This term is used when something is really not coture, and you would like to rant about it.
Wow, this toxic relationship really got me under, I would like to have a wine n rant
by NaviWinter December 24, 2019
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Tanti-rant

to throw a tantrum and go on a rant simultaneously
He totally lost it and went on a tanti-rant
by Drewie1970 April 26, 2016
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Molly Rant

A rant of epic proportions, often about tech news.
She really went off about the iPhone, that was a real molly rant!
by A Buzz Out Loud Listener October 26, 2007
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Coke rant

Person 1: Did you see Nicki's new tweet?
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch was definitely on a coke rant.
by hotmilf12345 December 5, 2023
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