planking

verb (infinitive)

The act of instantaneously placing one's body unto a miscellaneous surface in which all respective body parts are in a 90° angle to the horizontal.

Spectator: "Dude, why are you lying as stiff as a board on that policecar's roof?"

The dude lying on the policecar's roof: "I'm planking, spectator."

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see facebook group "Planking Australia" or "Planking South Africa"

by alexman91 June 6, 2011

Planking

Planking is when someone lies flat on their stomach with their arms straight back against their body. The straighter your body, arms, and legs, the better the plank, then they try to do it on narrow surfaces. This craze started in Australia.

Emily got wasted and started planking on the countertop in the kitchen.

by ChristiLeilani June 12, 2011

Plank

Awesome.
Exceptional.
Amazing.
In good taste.
Beneficial.

"Man, this record is plank."
"I saw a show last night, it was plank."

by avieth March 4, 2008

Planking

When one individual proceeds to lie naked, face to face, on top of another person, in a rigid horizontal state.

Dude 1: So did you tap that last night broseph?

Dude 2: Nah man shes proper frigid, so just ended up planking.

by Plankwhore December 22, 2010

Planking

An Australian facebook craze in 2011, which involves going to a random place and lying down flat in a straight 'plank' position, getting someone to take a photo, and uploading it to facebook with no explanation.

Hey bro, get a pic of me planking

by Planker100000000000000 June 8, 2011

Plank

Probably describes someone named Josh.
Stupid

What an absolute plank

by MADLADS September 18, 2019

a Plank

used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!

{a Plank is used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!

Look at her, if she turns sideways it looks like
she has two backs. She looks like a wooden plank!

by internet comedian December 11, 2019