Alaskan Pipeline

1. When your feeling a bit dangerous, you take a shit, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer. When your log is rock solid you remove it from the freezer and then proceed to fuck your old lady in the ass with it.

2. A pipeline located in Alaska
This Alaskan Pipeline is like taking a shit in reverse!
by Turd Smoka September 18, 2008
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Alaskan Pipeline

The act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.
"yo did you give that girl an Alaskan pipeline?"
"yeah it was awesome! it only took 3-4 hours for it to freeze!"
by Daym637382837292 September 04, 2009
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Alabama Pipeline

Shitting into a condom and shoving the condom down girls throat and then cumming in her mouth
Last nite my girlfriend took an Alabama Pipeline in the mouth
by Gbizzle and Kdizzle cool kids January 27, 2012
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Canadian Pipeline

An advanced sexual technique in which the female lays on her back with her legs folded over her head. The male then lays on the female's legs and inserts his penis into her snatch. The male then uses his arms on her legs to move up and down. The male does not pull out and directly transfers his fluids into her pussy.
Melisa: Jordan gave me a Canadian Pipeline last night, it was so kinky!!!
Jim: What the hell! I thought you and I had something special you fucking whore!!!!
by Tard Wrangler69 December 12, 2016
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austin pipeline

An Austin Pipeline is capturing a log of feces. The log is then frozen and subsequently inserted into the rectum of a woman.
Can you stick that Austin Pipeline in my ass?
Let me stick that Austin Pipeline in your ass.
by Lemur225 February 14, 2014
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alaskan pipeline

when someone shits inside of a condem and freezes it to make a dildo
hun i think your alaskan pipeline is melting
by thunderdumplin December 13, 2010
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Alaskan Pipeline

The act of Defectating, placing the feces in the freezer, and once the feces are frozen, proceeding to insert the frozen feces into somone else's anus.
Bob said he gave some hooker an alaskan pipeline yesterday. What a sick bastard!
by Baka Derka Allah March 31, 2008
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