by the master of bation November 8, 2003
Get the penismug. a seemingly delictable delight for girls. they just cant get enough of it. sometimes when stroked with a hand quickly, or inserted into various holes, will release its sticky, jelly filling which girls like to call "milk". often mocked with a replica, called a dildo. contains a head with one eye (that sometimes has a protective covering over it), and has two strange spheres that make the milk, called testicles. once the penis matures enough, it will begin growing hair on its stump.
i shoved my penis into girlfriend too many times and milk came out.
no, i didnt wank today. this milk just appeared on my hands out of nowhere.
her mouth was on my penis for a long time. i felt it get jammed a bunch of times down her throat. when she took her mouth out, there was a bunch of milk on her lips.
no, i didnt wank today. this milk just appeared on my hands out of nowhere.
her mouth was on my penis for a long time. i felt it get jammed a bunch of times down her throat. when she took her mouth out, there was a bunch of milk on her lips.
by rob <--- 8.5 inches May 24, 2003
Get the penismug. by Crohn Rukes August 24, 2003
Get the penismug. Male tool. Used to masturbate with and to relieve of urinal waste. The "Ejaculatte" is a commonly performed 'move' or 'combo' done with the penis.
Very popular word on urban dicitionary looked up by people either because they are perverted or have ran out of perverted words to look at or just starting to look at perverted words.
Very popular word on urban dicitionary looked up by people either because they are perverted or have ran out of perverted words to look at or just starting to look at perverted words.
A)He has 2 penises.
B/C/D)I am gay, so I am going to look up "penis".
I gone through vagina, orgy, dick, dingaling, Puh-uss, puss, penz0r, paste, cum and now I have finally reached the "penis" milestone.
The first thing I looked up at UD was Penis.
B/C/D)I am gay, so I am going to look up "penis".
I gone through vagina, orgy, dick, dingaling, Puh-uss, puss, penz0r, paste, cum and now I have finally reached the "penis" milestone.
The first thing I looked up at UD was Penis.
by hanes May 22, 2005
Get the penismug. Something that has many names used to seduce your woman. Examples include: throbbing pole, love meat, and Weapon of Mass Insertion. Go for it bro.
by t.ho June 27, 2003
Get the penismug. by £ August 21, 2008
Get the penismug. by thats what your mom said October 7, 2020
Get the penismug.