Definitions by Alysa
Penis
Ah, what can be said about the wonder that is the penis? The maker of sweet juices and bringer of ecstatic pleasure? Basically it's God's gift to (wo)mankind that ought to be properly worshipped by all-men, women, and non-gender specific beings (such as protists) alike.
cum
Cum is a delicacy to all women. Don't believe what they say when they complain that it is disgusting, etc. They are just masking their intense passion for it. I mean, don't you wonder why they keep going back for more...;-)