Perth College

If you are a raging lesbian and want a horrible education with staff that would rather fuck you over than lose their own reputation this is the school for you!
You will love the principle, who will put her self image before anything else. Look out for her face on an oversized poster as you drive past pc!

Student: I go to Perth College
literally anyone: “are you gay or do you lack a personality?”

by usuckmyballs21 May 30, 2023

perthro

The fourteenth letter of the futhark alphabet

Pronunciation of perthro: PEHR˙throh
Letter sound: p
Appearance: ᛈ
Meaning: secret
Related words: peorth (also spelled peorð)
Note: Perthro can also be spelled pertho or perþro. All three of these spellings are acceptable.

by bluestinger66 December 14, 2023

Perthbabying.

When you take a baby from a certain region of Australia (dependent on the baby) and beat it until it is almost dead then rape it for 14 hours with your skimp condom and leave it in a dumpster by a dunkin' donuts/Krispy Kreme where those people that take the day old donuts will find it.

My mom scolded me for Perthbabying. last night, so I murdered her.

by jiggernaut420 February 15, 2024

PerthTard

(noun, slang, mildly affectionate/derogatory):

A person who has moved to Perth, seemingly vanishing off the face of the Earth and abandoning their friends in the process. Often spotted basking in sunshine, embracing a slower pace of life, and pretending time zones are a valid excuse for never replying to messages.

"Did you hear about Ben?"
"Yeah Ben's a real PerthTard"

by WetLad69 March 22, 2025

Perth Pokies

A species of gambling machine rumoured to exist west of the Nullarbor, but actually rarer than a FIFO bloke who doesn’t own a jet-ski. In Perth, the only “pokies” you’ll find are scratchies from the servo—tiny cardboard disappointment tiles you frantically scrape like a desperate tradie trying to remove evidence before the missus gets home.

Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies

“Due to financial hardship, Darren reports he spent his last $12 on Perth pokies—aka scratchies from the BP—stating that ‘if Centrelink won’t give me a bonus, maybe the cardboard will,’ which was assessed as not a valid income stream.”

by SDSyd December 10, 2025

Hey peeuth

The equivalent of calling someone retarded. Based off of a fucking retard kid named pierce who is an utter spaz. He talks like a dumbass as well hence the spelling and pronunciation (pee uh th)

Jim *accidentally eats a cheeze it with cum on it*

Jermey: hey peeuth!

by Locallibrarianheroindealer October 29, 2019

Dirty Perth

When you want to be fucked so bad that you shake off the bed and you want to be treated like a whore for hours

“Hey babe, can we do a Dirty Perth tomorrow?”

by Mentallyatgothihop July 17, 2021