Mong

The sexiest two people you could ever imagine to walk the earth aka mongyiswhatweaimfor and shouldvemongedalready:

People cannot resist their majestic prowess and often bow down to the ground and kiss their feet just to touch a single strand of their incredible aura.

I mong you.

I'm goina mong you right now!

by Yessums June 23, 2009

mong

suck my dick

Male 1: Get me a slice of pizza!
Male2: Hell no.
Male 1: MONG.

by YOURMOTHER.MAPLEWOOD. July 15, 2011

Mong

Some jack ass who likes to wear plaid reversible shorts, and wears a thong. Man + thong= Mong Synonym: Jeff

Dude, where did you get your Mong?
Jeff, you look so sexy in your Mong!

by Naughty nellie July 14, 2011

!MONG!

!MONG! is something that you yell uncontrollably after being infected with the very contagious Yuri disease in The Specialists RP.

Random: OMFG I just got infected with yuri!
Random 2: Stay the fuck away from me
Random: !MONG!
Random 2: AHH FUCK YOU!
Random: !MONG! !MONG!
(The body of Random has been recovered near the mall)

by Senzuri Brooks November 22, 2007

mong

A man thong. Like the mankini, but worn underneath normal clothing. Usually very uncomfortable.

Girl 1: Did that guy have a wedgie or what?!
Girl 2: I think he was wearing a mong
Girl 1: *Shudders*

by shish-kebab July 4, 2009

mong rider

A mong rider is an old style road bike. Often riden by 'hipsters' these days.

A: How are you getting to the party?
B: Riding my mong rider

by oneworddefinition August 17, 2011

mong

a male thong

The dude looked gay in that mong.

by bobafett421 July 3, 2011