midwest friendly

It's like a 1950s sitcom. Everyone acts like they're your neighbor.

Molly is visiting from Portland and described Illinoians as Midwest friendly.

by Shans430 May 5, 2023

Midwest Excursion

When someone spreads your cheeks (In the Midwestern region of the United States) and inserts a large object inside of your anus.

Jacob hit Justin with the Midwest Excursion when he was told they won't be sharing a room in Minecraft. Safe to say he won't be walking the same for a few hours.

by Taybur August 8, 2023

Midwestern Slang And Bang

When a group of homosexual men all meet up on the side of the road to fuck and suck almost always ends in a bukake

Logan loves himself a good old fashioned midwestern slang and bang

by Mclovin420x September 1, 2023

Midwest Fine

In the Midwest, particularly Minnesota, the word ‘fine’ when used like “Yea I’m fine” or “Oh that’s fine” doesn’t mean that something is truly fine, it translates roughly to “nothing is going right and everything is shitty”

Fine could be considered a more subtle version of “could be better”

Person 1: That crash was rough, you ok?
Person 2: Oh yeah I’m fine
Person 1: Is that fine fine or midwest fine

by nothingneko June 22, 2023

showbiz midwest

Really sexy and hot. CRYSTAL LAKE

Showbiz Midwest is hot!

by pagjrbtrfb December 20, 2021

Midwestern Marx

A bunch of edgy people that haven't left their teenage holodomor denial phase. They continuously make the left look bad with their constant genocide denial (they denied Srebrenica) and their supporting of the CCP. Also, they said that Rich Men North of Richmond was a "socialist song"

Don't waste your time with Midwestern Marx, just pick up the bread book or read some Proudhon.

Person 1: I just came across a group of tankies that were waving around placards and chanting "STALIN FOR WORLD PEACE!"
Person 2: That's what you call a Midwestern Marx.

by BrahRebleck August 21, 2023

Upper Midwest

Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Michigan (mostly the Upper Peninsula). Strong accents, forests, guns, heavy alcohol consumption, and liberals.

If you have no problem paying high taxes and shooting guns, you probably live in the Upper Midwest.

by Coqaz January 24, 2011