how big is your macbook?

how big is your penis?

Hey dude how big is your macbook? Mine is like a 17 inch.

by dankfooty January 15, 2011

Macbook Pro

A line of "powerful" Laptops produced by Apple, by "powerful" what they really mean is just last generation tech that you would of found in an old ThinkPad from 2008.

Jim: Check out my Macbook Pro!
Everyone else: *laughs*

by Ctrl Alt Destroy April 10, 2019

Shaan Mackoon

He looks like a homeless man, he thinks hes strong, but hes not,he sometimes acts drunk and also he has no life.

You look like Shaan Mackoon.

by gamertrx October 19, 2020

Shaan Mackoon

He looks like a homeless man, who thinks he’s strong but he’s not, he is gay, he sometimes acts drunk, and this guy has no life.

This Shaan Mackoon

by Gamer boy1 October 19, 2020

markoon

the second degree of a mark, which is a punk ass motherfunkin bizatch.

You used to be a mark, but now that you think your sister is hot, you are definitely a markoon.

by Carlos January 14, 2004

macroon

to eat so much that you explode or become balloon-like

She ate so many potato chips last night, she totally macrooned. It was awesome.

by holyfishness October 12, 2009

Machoomba

A term used for the vagina. Choombie for short.

I have a really itchy machoomba!

by robbo17 May 27, 2010